…do a book meme.

I blame this one entirely on Ian.

Here are ze rules:

Grab the book nearest you. Right now. Turn to page 56. Find the fifth sentence. Post that sentence along with these instructions in your journal. Don’t dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

The dogs arfed a frantic barking salvo at the avian intruders and Charlie put so much body English into wiggling the key in the lock that he felt an atrophied dancing muscle tear in his hip.

A Dirty Job, by Christopher Moore